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It's not hard coming up with excuses to sit down and put some stick time in on your favorite First Person Shooter once in a while but did you ever stop to think that maybe there was a reason not to play sometimes? Here's a list of the "Top 10 Reasons Not to Play FPS Games" that we came up with here at Bjorn3d:
10. After playing until 1:30AM, you're so hyped up that you can't fall asleep until it's time to get up for work/school!
9. All of the arm twisting and twitching in your seat is sure to cause carpal tunnel to set in.
8. The college net nazis will eventually track down which port you switched your dorm Quake server to.
7. Showing your four year old child how to rocket jump just doesn't go over well with the spouse.
6. That old S3 Virge just can't keep up with these new fangled games and you're tired of playing Doom2.
5. Spraying 3 magazines of ammo into a foe, only for him to turn around and pop you once in the head!
4. Sick of getting beat by 14 year olds with more stick time and better reflexes than you.
3. You realize you spend more time with your online clanmates than your real family and friends and they're begining to notice.
2. Media says it'll turn me into a killing machine and the wife keeps telling me "no killing machines in the house".
And the number one reason not to play FPS games...
1. Camping Whores!!
